At the Cheese Pizza

Morgan was babysitting me one night - he was maybe 9 or so - when my parents went out to see Mumenshanz or perhaps Ordinary People. He was in charge of making dinner. One of his signature dishes was an English Muffin Pizza, which I will share the recipe:

• One English Muffin, split
• Ragu sauce
• Velveeta Slices
• Pepperoni Slices

Toast English muffin. Coat with Ragu Sauce. Place pepperoni slices on Ragu sauce. Lay cheese slice over pepperoni. Microwave for one minute in RadarRange. Serve hot enough to burn roof of mouth.

This particular night we were out of pepperoni, so in lieu of the pepperoni, and to ease my pain, he decided that we were running a restaurant called "The Cheese Pizza", which had its own jingle that went like this:

"At the Cheese Pizza,
At the Cheese Pizza,"

Catchy, no?